This week's video blog... aka Bradley REALLY hates soccer, and please meet Conspiracy Bradley, folks...

"This week Bradley rants and raves about "The Three Worst Inventions in the History of Mankind" and he's really serious about this (kind of, not really, but kind of). Seriously, people, he is (he's not, but kind of)..."

OK, do I really believe the government created AIDS to keep black and gay people down?  Do I really think soccer (not "football," assholes...) is worse than AIDS?  Where will the Internet rank?  All y'all know I hate that shit with a passion.  You'll have to watch to find out, but I will give you one hint in the form of a comparison...

For everyone who says I should like soccer, in part because it's the most popular and influential sport outside of the United States, I will say this:  there was a time when Hitler was the most powerful and influential man outside the United States and it turns out the US was right on that one too.  Just sayin'...  Is soccer like Hitler?  Maybe.  Will soccer take a cyanide pill then shoot itself in the fucking head once it realizes its own demise is imminent and everyone fucking hates it?  One can dream, can't he?  One can dream...

Anyways, on to the video!